What To Write About?

So welcome to my blog! Well that sounds pretty dumbass because as I write this I am sat in bed with pen and paper but without a computer. This will be later translated online. This whole thing serves as a means to get me back into writing on a regular basis as its something I used to do and I feel the need to have a creative outlet. Some of this I hope you find funny, some of it I hope will make you think probably more the former than the latter though!

The idea behind this was a two part thing-the first part was a couple of months ago when I read Kevin Smith's latest book and thought it'd be cool to do something similar. The second part was geekily enough a MySpace bulletin I wrote called 'Prostitutes And Periods' which contained a mini screenplay about what would happen if I ever encountered a 'lady of the night' at work which got a lot of laughs from my friends. Funnily enough it also generated a complaint because I inferred every female that goes to Thetford shithole/nightclub Ice is a prostitute. Which is true. One that looks like Peter Griffin in that episode of Family Guy. And for those interested the 'Period' section was a rant at the media for a headline on the news that prior to her death/murder Princess Diana was being visited by her Aunt Flo...

So that's everything up to date. Hope you all read on!

Welcome

This is where it begins!

All the wit and charm you would expect from someone else...but from me.

Thoughts on life as and when basically.

Starts soon!